The World of Mr Catato

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C:\catato\welcome.exe
Mr Catato holding a heart

MR CATATO

$CATATO ・ ミスターキャタト

"Cripes! who turnd me into a puree?" Mr Catato is a smol confusd potato-cat who acidentally became a coin. he did not consant to this but he is vibing anyway.

ADOPT ME NOW >>
loading catato...

plz wait wile we puree the assets (this is normil):

pureeing catato92%
loding cutness100%
downlodng vibes78%
consant form3%

> status: still a puree

the catos
lore.doc — Notepad (unsavd)

the offical lore of mr catato (100% tru, no cap ・ ぜんぶ ほんとう):

chaptr 1: da speach

chaptr 1: da speach

catato was elektd presidant of nuthing. he gave a speach into 3 mikes. nobody herd it. he cryd a lil.

chaptr 2: da zap

chaptr 2: da zap

lightning strukk his hed twice. insted of dying he gaind +10 confuson and a slite tinglin sensaton.

chaptr 3: da job

chaptr 3: da job

he got a corprate job in a browne suit. he did not like it. he quit to become a puree full time.

chaptr 4: da nap

chaptr 4: da nap

undr da blankit wit his best frend, catato relized: maybe da real puree was da frends we made.

galery.exe — hover 2 revail (マウスオーバー)

> put ur mouse on da catos to see wat they thinkin:

smug catatosmug catato

he knos sumthing u dont. probly nuthing.

panik catatopanik catato

red candle detectd. AAAAA. hold plz.

squishd catatosquishd catato

holdng his own face 2 stay calm.

luv catatoluv catato

sending u a smol heart. no refunds.

sad catatosad catato

cryd into a scarf. feels better now.

chill catatochill catato

sippin coffe watchn ur portfolo grow.

zappd catatozappd catato

struk by lightning, gaind no powrs.

zen catatozen catato

groundd. hydratd. at peece. abundnt.

tokenomiks.xls

supply: 1,000,000,000 catos ・ tax: 0% (catato cant do maths)

liqidity lockd100%
in da comunity88%
catato snack fund9%
team (he ated it)3%

* numbrs are vibe-basd and may be a puree

chart.exe
Mr Catato at a podium presenting

mr catato present da offical chart. it only go up (acording to him). trust da cato.

how_2_buy.hlp — Help

4 ezy steps (even a puree can do it ・ かんたん):

  1. 1get a walet

    get a walet

    downlod phantm or sumthing. dont tel ur mom da seed frase.

  2. 2get sum sol

    get sum sol

    buy SOL, sip coffe wile it lods. be patiant lil cato.

  3. 3go 2 pump

    go 2 pump

    paste da contrakt "pump" and swap ur sol 4 $CATATO. zap.

  4. 4become puree

    become puree

    congratz u are now a catato holdr. welcom 2 da puree fam.

TAKE ME 2 PUMP.FUN >>
mr_catato — da album
Mr Catato parody rap album cover: Cripes! Who Turned Me Into A Puree?

NOW STREAMNG: "cripes! who turnd me into a puree?" — da offical catato mixtape. parantal advisry: extremly cute.

da feels board.bmp

relatable catato moods (pik ur fightr ・ きもち):

wen ur frend also holdng
wen ur frend also holdng
tearz of joy (up onli)
tearz of joy (up onli)
me aftr paper handng
me aftr paper handng
me aftr diamand handng
me aftr diamand handng
grounded. hydrated. abundnt.
grounded. hydrated. abundnt.
da grup chat at 3am
da grup chat at 3am
moar catos
faq.txt — Frequntly Askd Qwestions
Mr Catato in a business suit
wat is a catato??

a cat that is also a potato that is also a puree that is also a coin. simpel.

who turnd him into a puree?

nobody nos. it is da grate mystry. catato himself is stil confusd. cripes.

is dis finanshul advice?

no. catato faild maths 3 times. plz do ur own reserch (DYOR).

wen moon? 🌙

catato cant reech da moon he is a puree. but we beleeve. soon(tm).

y so many spelin erors?

catato typd dis wit lil paws. it is a featur not a bug. deel wit it.